January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 23rd
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My friends of tumblr............I'M HOME FOR...
dougsnewtumblelog: Consultant had word this morning, ALL is looking VERY GOOD. They have every confidence that this cancer has been F****D tHEY ARE PRETTY SURE AFTER MY NEXT ct SCAN i WILL BE GIVEN THE TWO MAGIC WORDS all clear ROCK ON LIFE, ROCK ON TUMBLR, ROCK ON MY BEAUTIFUL TUMBLR FRIENDS THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR THE DOOGSTER IS BACK This is the best news I’ve heard this year or...
Jan 23rd
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“Good Girl, Sybil!”
– The women in my life - in unison - as Sybil managed to land one in the right place.
Jan 23rd
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Now I'm an ogre.
Responsibility just landed with a crash. Someone isn’t going to their youth group tonight because I’m writing letters to their school about the late attendance issue instead. Now we have tears and I just matched the popularity of a turd in a swimming pool in one fell swoop. It’s a tough life. It’ll be even tougher if I get a £50 fine.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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The joy of fostering...
We just had a warning that the education department may fine us because a certain young person has arrived late for school. Twice. Nothing like an incentive. At least they actually went to school. I can feel the onset of a withdrawal of privilege…
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Ford Prefect: Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting, 'Gotcha.' It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it.
Arthur Dent: Why not?
Ford Prefect: Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Comedy dog seeks photographer for lasting...
preferably with own slippers and ankles to bite.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Slippers
appear to be irresistible to Sybil. (Actually, there’s a physical reason for such an attraction, but we won’t explore that here.) My slippers now have a semi-permanent comedy dog attachment. How long they’ll survive is debatable.
Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Guess what sort of spam is about to hit your...
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Pug day! Pug day! Pug day!
To say my Princess is excited would be the understatement of the year decade century.
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Incoming!
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Get me a croc and make it snappy!
Burglars stole a five foot crocodile during a pet shop raid in Stockport, Cheshire, UK on Monday night. Staff describe the fully grown Cuviers Dwarf Caiman as “aggressive” and said it was one of around 100 animals stolen during the raid. Among the haul were forty lizards and fifty snakes, including a seven foot Yellow Anaconda. The most distressing losses were two exotic birds that the...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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“You can spend your evening supergluing kittens to bicyles for all I care.”
– Some random TV program a few minutes ago. <edit1> turns out it was Holby City  <edit2> turns out it was bikes, which makes it even better.
Jan 3rd
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