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I'm Mark. Older than you imagine, pescetarian, husband, father, professional parent & pedant.

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That moment when…

You remember why you don’t frequent fast food outlets. I just popped into McDonalds for porridge and a cup of tea. It’s full of people with the combined intelligence of a glove puppet, all of whom have a screaming baby with them. Then they only had teaspoons instead of desert spoons and to cap it all the trainee idiot on the counter overcharged me. Have you ever tried eating porridge with a teaspoon? I’ll just go hungry in future.

  1. midnightrevue said: I’ve not frequented a fast food outlet as a patron (I’ve been in to use their toilets - I consider it a public service they provide to counter the horrific nature of the rest of their business) for over a decade. Even then, I never enjoyed it.
  2. mings posted this