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Well, That's Just Great: drinkingtheflood: glitterpants: god what book do i put as my favorite...

wellthatsjustgreat:

drinkingtheflood:

glitterpants:

god what book do i put as my favorite book for my usc application my god i have so many but i’ll be judged way too harshly someone give me a book im drawing a blank on what ive even read H-A-L-P

BRO. HAMLET.

Books that, for different reasons, won’t make the impression you’re going for.

Mien Kampf

The Hungry Caterpillar

The phone book

The Owner’s Manual for a 1971 Impala

The Anarchist’s Cookbook

Your handwritten notebook of people who are gonna “get it one day if it’s the last thing I do.”

Hairy Potter and the Deathly Swallows.

Ag

You know, there’s nothing fundamentally wrong with reading Mein Kampf. It doesn’t make you a Nazi, but it does provide great insight into Adolf Hitler’s ideology and how he formed his opinions. It definitely doesn’t belong on the same list as the other titles you suggest.

If the original poster wants to impress in their USC application, they might be wise to concentrate on punctuation, spelling and grammar, IMHO.

  1. mings reblogged this from wellthatsjustgreat and added:
    You know, there’s nothing fundamentally wrong with reading Mein Kampf. It doesn’t make you a Nazi, but it does provide...
  2. glitterpants reblogged this from frauleinchristina and added:
    I changed my mind, I’m definitely listing that one.
  3. frauleinchristina reblogged this from glitterpants and added:
    for… Lmao those...all good. Tough choice....owner’s manual...
  4. breaking-out-escaping-now reblogged this from wellthatsjustgreat
  5. wellthatsjustgreat reblogged this from drinkingtheflood and added:
    Books that, for different reasons, won’t make the impression you’re going for. Mien KampfThe Hungry CaterpillarThe phone...
  6. shadowcatx-23 said: harry potter duh
  7. angelmaybe reblogged this from glitterpants and added:
    I used Harry Potter no lie!
  8. drinkingtheflood reblogged this from patman828 and added:
    Thank you, Patrick. I’m fully aware of this fact. It adds to the joke.
  9. patman828 reblogged this from glitterpants and added:
    Hamlet’s a play, not a book. *tsss*
  10. aclockworkturquoise reblogged this from drinkingtheflood
  11. ge0rgemcfly said: Perks of being a wallflower;)
  12. topthorn said: erm a wrinkle in time is mine but i have no idea if you’ve read that!
  13. thechosenjuan said: go the f*** to sleep
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